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If you do not want to see boobs, get off. Honestly that's the worst that could happen here. Boobs.
Hello people of Earth, Mars, Jupiter and the internet. We do not discriminate. ;3
So yesh, I am Cortlen. I am a resident of the canadias where we ride polarbears, eat moose meat, drink maple syrup and in general be only slightly less bad ass than the Russians. I do, in fact, apologize for just about everything.
I'm a guy, and the most fabulous straight guy you will ever know...possibly. So yeah, welcome to our place and feel free to ask me anything, but please take the more serious stuff to themundanecortlen1211.tumblr.com
I do draw. That is a thing I do. Inspire me with a good enough question and I may art it.
I know I can sing in bass. In fact it’s the lowest bass range of my friends that I know. I need to find the bassiest of my friends, get us together for the school talent show or battle of the bands and we need to Misty Mountains from the Hobbit in it’s true glory! A Capella is the only way.
I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY!
FUCKERS TYING UP MY CURTAINS! One: NO ONE GOES IN MY FUCKING ROOM WHEN I’M NOT HOME. Two: NO ONE OPENS MY FUCKING CURTAINS. 3: DONT USE THE FUCKING TINIEST, TIGHTEST KNOTS ON THE PLANET OR THE WALL COMES DOWN.
Needless to say, some asshat owes me a new wall. I’m fucking pissed.
The running gag for Evangelion fans is that Shinji is a pussy but what everyone is neglecting to say is that unlike most middle schoolers Shinji pilots a giant cybernetic clone of his mother in an ongoing war against nearly indestructible monsters aimed at eradicating humanity and he lives with a penguin.
Sounds like a pretty badass motherfucker to me
But he still needs to get in the fucking robot.
Hey everybody! It’s sunday night, so that means (finally) another stream!
I will be doing an encore stream of Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World this evening at 8 PM eastern, followed by at least myself and PrincessMarshmallow/Momichan playing Dokapon Kingdom on the nintendo wii!
When it gets closer to that time, I’ll post a link to the stream.
Go check it out. Should have reblogged for the movie, but I got distracted by the awesome. :T